Talor Battle for President

This kid is DYNOMITTTEEEE (see what I did there? I pretended to be J.J. Evans)

Well that was awkward

I disagree with some of the things that the NCAA mens Basketball selection committee did on Sunday - but, nonetheless, they provided me with one of the single greatest moments of hilarity when they proved how awkward it can be when two white men arent in sync when going in for the "handshake." I blame it entirely on the loser in the track suit. This guy is all over the place. He leads the other guy into thinking this will be a simple handshake but then quickly switches it to a shake slap which guy on the right was not ready for and once track suit realizes that he abandons it altogether and goes into a convulsion leading to what I believe to be an attempt at a rare elbow pound. Now the loser in the pleaded khakis is not free of blame here. He actually baits track suit into a fist pound which fails miserably. Then the old corpse in the suit has obviously seen enough and gives tracksuit a "friendly shove" while reminding him that he is white and to quote "knock that shit off."

Is this a joke?

yea yea I dissapeared again I realize that - so what. Plenty of stuff has happened since I last wasted my time writing here but one thing stood out and is the reason I came back.

The video below is of U.S Congresswoman Corrine Brown...she represents the great state of Florida - and they should be proud of her. Every Floridian should rejoice and praise the heavens that this illiterate fool is your pajama wearing representative to the U.S Congress - yes even Corch Irving Meyers, Percey Harvey and the rest of the Championsip winning Gator. Glad to see there was no pressing matters of higher importance that allowed this bumbling moron to embaress herself for nearly 4 minutes.


All I can say to this is: "what I just heard was one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything considered a rational thought. Everyone in that room is now dumber for hearing it. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul."



unbelievable

Sweet 82!

As most of you know JoePa will be celebrating the big 8-2 this Sunday and in honor of that some very dedicated and loyal people have created Joepabirthday. So everyone head on over there and upload your stories, images and videos of Joe Pa for all to see - who knows, you might even win something!

We Are...Penn State

Ever Wonder where the cheer came from?

Watch. Enjoy.

How We Are Penn State Came About

We Are...Proud

Thanks to There is no name on my Jersey for posting the link

Christmas comes early for Penn Staters!

Well we as Nittany Lion fans certainly have been treated to some early holiday treats this week. First, JoePa was rightfully given a 3 year contract extension to remain (hopefully) on the sidelines through the 2011 season. I think I echo the sediments of many Penn Staters when I say that this is well deserved and nicely timed by the administration. I have stuck by Joe for a long time now, even through 2000-2004 when I was a student camping out before a Paternoville even existed and sitting front row for some pretty ugly losses. Even after returning from a 48 hour round trip greyhound ride to Orlando for a very ugly Capital One bowl loss - I stuck behind him. He has more than earned the right to do what he pleases whenever he pleases. Aside from his acomplishments on the field he has done more for that University than many people realize. He is a great coach, a great man, a great educator, a great mentor and damnit - one tough son of a gun to bounce back as he has lately from some medical issues.



Additionally - PSU landed not one but two 4 star recruits this week. First, QB recruit Kevin Newsome out of Chatham (VA) Hargrave Military Academy commited to the blue and white yesterday. Virginia has lately been Larry Johnson Sr.'s stomping grounds but it looks like Coach Kenny deserves the credit for landing Newsome. With the exit of Pat Devlin - Newsome has the opportunity to step in his freshman year and learn from Darryl Clark before likely taking the reigns himself in 2010 for the following few years. From everything I have heard and the videos I have seen this kid is an absolute beast and even went as far as to transfer high schools in order to compete and evaluate himself against some much better opposition. This is great news for the Lions and really gives the fans a lot to be excited about for the future.



Not to be forgotten in all of this is the landing of Gerald Hodges, a 4 star Safety/do it all player out of Paulsboro, NJ. Originally committed to Michigan, Hodges began reevaulating his options this fall and chose Penn State over Rutgers as his final choice. Again - this kid looks like a monster as well so our defense should get only nastier with him roaming back there.

Another nittany lion in trouble with the law...

this time it was THE Nittany Lion...PHEW!!!!!! That was a close one!

So let me get this straight: you are the man behind the Nittany Lion. Penn State is sitting at 10-1 about to play Michigan State the next night for a share of the Big 10 title and a trip to Pasadena, Ca in the Rose Bowl...an event in which the mascot is very much needed for. You, as the mascot, would essentially get an all expenses paid trip to the game for an unforgettable end to your senior year in college........and what do you do.......you over pack your little sedan with people and drive it under the influence...in STATE COLLEGE PENNSYLVANIA. I admit it is an easy place to carry on and go wild while falling completely under the radar but this kid gets whatever he deserves. Personally I hope they replace his sorry ass with his backup for the rose bowl. If you are that retarded then you don't deserve this privledge.